Thinking Inside the Box

A Paddocks Sectional Title Lifestyle Blog

Body Corporate Pecking Order

sectional title management

Developer

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

More powerful than a locomotive

Faster than a speeding bullet

Water skis without a boat

Debates interpretation of rules with the Dalai Lama

Got a Distinction on the Paddocks course

Chairman

Leaps short buildings in a single bound

More powerful than a car engine

Almost as fast as a speeding bullet

Walks on water

Regularly has tea with the Dalai Lama

Passed the Paddocks course

Trustee

Leaps short buildings with a hop, skip and jump

Almost as powerful as a motorbike engine

Can fire a speeding bullet

Swims well

Talks to the Dalai Lama with authority of a special resolution

Is going to do the Paddocks course, next time

Owner

Hits 3rd floor when trying to leap building

Gets run over by locomotive

Can handle a gun without inflicting self-injury

Treads water

Talks to his pets

Thinks he has heard about the Paddocks course

Building supervisor in the Scheme next door

Thinks the building will fall on him

Plays with toy trains

Hurt himself with a pencil

Wets himself when he hears a running tap

Mutters incoherently to himself

Failed the Paddocks course three times

Portfolio Manager

Knows how to destroy buildings

Kicks locomotives off the tracks

Catches speeding bullets with teeth

Freezes water with a single glance

Has the Dalai Lama’s private cell number

Got a double Distinction on the Paddocks course

Acknowledgement: http://www.regenises.org

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2 comments on “Body Corporate Pecking Order

  1. paddocks
    October 23, 2014

    Hi Sue, thank you! What a wonderful comment to receive 🙂 We are SO happy that our blog and pictures bring a smile to your face. Our intention in starting this blog was to bring a ‘lighter side’ to sectional title issues where we can. Jennifer runs the blog and writes/sources the content but everything we do at Paddocks is a team effort. Thanks again and we hope you continue to enjoy the blog!

  2. Sue
    October 22, 2014

    Dear Paddocks and team … I absolutely love the photos and cartoons used in your descriptive on pretty serious topics of ST matters. It keeps me in stiches and takes the sting out. Who ever at Paddocks is responsible for these wonderful light hearted photos/cartoons needs a pat on the back! It’s almost come to the stage, where merely surfing your photos/cartoons, one can ascertain what article is about and at times even get a better understanding of what it’s all about. I wonder if there are other readers who feel the same. Keep up the good work .. I find myself walking around with a permanent smile for hours after visiting your ‘Thinking inside the Box’ 🙂

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