Body Corporate Pecking Order
Developer
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
More powerful than a locomotive
Faster than a speeding bullet
Water skis without a boat
Debates interpretation of rules with the Dalai Lama
Got a Distinction on the Paddocks course
Chairman
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
More powerful than a car engine
Almost as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Regularly has tea with the Dalai Lama
Passed the Paddocks course
Trustee
Leaps short buildings with a hop, skip and jump
Almost as powerful as a motorbike engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Talks to the Dalai Lama with authority of a special resolution
Is going to do the Paddocks course, next time
Owner
Hits 3rd floor when trying to leap building
Gets run over by locomotive
Can handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Treads water
Talks to his pets
Thinks he has heard about the Paddocks course
Building supervisor in the Scheme next door
Thinks the building will fall on him
Plays with toy trains
Hurt himself with a pencil
Wets himself when he hears a running tap
Mutters incoherently to himself
Failed the Paddocks course three times
Portfolio Manager
Knows how to destroy buildings
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets with teeth
Freezes water with a single glance
Has the Dalai Lama’s private cell number
Got a double Distinction on the Paddocks course
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Thinking Inside the Box 
Hi Sue, thank you! What a wonderful comment to receive 🙂 We are SO happy that our blog and pictures bring a smile to your face. Our intention in starting this blog was to bring a ‘lighter side’ to sectional title issues where we can. Jennifer runs the blog and writes/sources the content but everything we do at Paddocks is a team effort. Thanks again and we hope you continue to enjoy the blog!
Dear Paddocks and team … I absolutely love the photos and cartoons used in your descriptive on pretty serious topics of ST matters. It keeps me in stiches and takes the sting out. Who ever at Paddocks is responsible for these wonderful light hearted photos/cartoons needs a pat on the back! It’s almost come to the stage, where merely surfing your photos/cartoons, one can ascertain what article is about and at times even get a better understanding of what it’s all about. I wonder if there are other readers who feel the same. Keep up the good work .. I find myself walking around with a permanent smile for hours after visiting your ‘Thinking inside the Box’ 🙂